i am very lucky.
Thursday, 13 March 2008 @ 10:48 am
my dear friends surprised me; nicole/icemint/tide
first icemint called and said that her car broke down and she & others was suppose to come to surprise me at twelve. but obv at twelve they came and surprised me and bro & his friends came over as well:) the little muffin is from ma girls and the choc cake was from bro (who forgot to buy candles), so we used the dinner candles instead (which looks like praying candles). and the girls brought friends as well, dirah michelle hoe amelia weij even esther were there (not physically but it was so sweet)!
anyway, tide gave me this letter for my birthday and supposedly (i wish haha) its from roden. she even printed the freaking langham place letter paper and she used the "miss you already" envelope. nadirah weij michy you will laugh like shit when you see this (i decided to type it all here cos its hell hillarious and i just had to share it);
my dear me**yu,
when you first walked into the hotel lobby of Langham place, i thought to myself "oh! what a beautiful dark creature!" As i saw your beautiful face close up i knew I wanted you all to myself, as badly as a mouse wants its piece of Jarlsberg Cheese. I wanted to nibble your sexy face. And my! How your foreign accent made me tingle all over. oooh.. I was too shy to approach you but i knew you wanted me secretly too.. You were always "pretending" to need to access the safety deposit box. Ooh i had so much fun in the safety deposit box room, especially when you asked me "give me the key to your pants sweety." I did not know you were such an experienced little girl. Another surprise that made me tingle and made me drawn to you.
i feel as though i owe you an explanation. you mush be troubled and confused as to why Flora was a bitch to you. To be honest, I feel as though my love for you has grown so much that i can not tell you about my past. Flora and i was casually my fuck mate and she was always in love with me. But when i saw you she i knew i love you'd you truly in a way i never felt for her. She instantly became jealous and kept bbegging for me to take her back. I told her that you were my true love and you were one hundred times more sexy than she will ever be. I am not sure if you ever notices but once she became so bitter that she had me in the back room when she saw you come to the lobby and when you asked to go to the safety deposit box room (hoping to meet me), she took you instead. I apologize for her bitter behaviour and am forever grateful to your beauty that takes my breath away.
i would like to wish you a happy 18th birthday! you are now at a legal age to marry me and have kids with me. I love you with all my heart . I miss nibbling your beautiful-brown little ******(too vulgar to expose). The safety deposit box room is not the same without you. i am completely and madly in love with you.
love from your best boyfriend you would ever have had;
Rodent Trist***to (I am considering of legally changing my surname)
p.s i am going to mast****** over *** now
p.p.s your ***** is more beautiful than cecil*a ch*ngs (i feel so proud)
thanks tide very much for "writing the letter" cos i knew it took you a long time. reminds me of stupid long winding letters with weird illustrations that we use to pass each other in highschool:(
and of course big thanks to all my girlies for being so thoughtful, flowers were beautiful, and the choc muffin was great tooo!
its only the 2nd hour of my birth day yet it feels so great already.
i am overjoyed and i knew the day will get better!
papaperry and mamaelen are coming in few hours time i cannot wait!
and i cant wait to see the mail, catprincess thanksss
and of course to others who wishedd me:)
day started out at a peak then went boom into the deep sea (so cliche and wtf is wrong with me for using such metaphor), but as soon as it reached 12 im on top of the world!