eight am class tomorrow yeeha
Sunday, 1 February 2009 @ 10:56 am
Eeven though im still traumatized by blogging (i wrote a long post the other day and it got deleted just like that), i feel like sharing this article i got from a magazine. and since ive been reading at peoples blogs, stealing pics from them ill add some pics in!
10 things we'd do if we were men for a day:
1. eat five pieces of bacon instead of six. lose a pound.
look at the plate! it has little bubble speeches like "if you dont eat your greens you wont get your pudding" how adorable! something that id own in the future, when i have kids haha.
2. secretly watch oprah.
yknow i was just thinking the other day about Oprah. she have made such huge differences to the world, and she is so popular that i believe that at least 95% of people who watches tele have seen her show or at least heard about her, that one day a word will be created after her. like a word meaning generous or kind perhaps? it's like "she's so Oprah". then i thought to myself, Obama will be a word too! i actually think he should trademarked "yes we can." like how paris trademarked "that's hot"
we can.
3. secretly tear up while secretly watching Oprah.
4. lift 100 pounds over our head. just because we can.
5. shirt. pants. shoes. done.
6. take to our bed for the entire day expecting 24/7 nursing care for the worst cold in the history of the world, and then spring up for work bright and early the next morning.
7. braid our leg hair.
8. earn a couple of extra grand just for having the right kind of genitals. i dont get this one. is it cos there are heaps of men who can reproduce nowadays or?
9. have an orgasm in the amount of time it takes a woman to find the vibrator in her underwear drawer. haha this one is hillarious.
10. pee in the snow.
8am class in the morning yeeha!
im actually quite excited, i did my work plus i can use this coffee flask thing that maks got for me from t2 (i wouldnt get it for myself, wouldnt spend on such thing. teehee) the other day.
goodnight kiddeeez!